“Are Americans getting excited about ‘Bidenomics?'”

“The approval ratings don’t show it.”

“The Powerball drawing is going to hit $900 million…”

“And I’m infuriated I even know that.”

“Yesterday may have been one of the most important days in the history of cryptocurrency.”

“The Securities and Exchange Commission suffered a partial defeat in a legal battle against Ripple Labs and the XRP token.”

“12 straight months of declining inflation.”

“In fact, the 3% year-over-year inflation rate increase was actually below expectations.”

“A defeat for meme stocks.”

“Well, at least the meme stock brand.”

“The layoffs are continuing in the tech sector…”

“{The market was up big yesterday, no recession in sight, and yet everyone is still getting fired.”

“Americans trust Amazon more than the military.”

“That’s according to the Harvard CAPS/Harris poll. Ok, it’s just by 1%… but still.”

“You’re not going to lose the house. Everybody has three mortgages these days.”

“But at 19%… you didn’t even bargain with the guy!”