New car smells like inflation

Nothing beats that new car smell.

Clean, fresh upholstery. New leather. I can almost smell it right now.

It smells like..a terrible financial decision.

Better than the hot dog and soda deal?

Buying toilet paper, toner and laundry soap at wholesale prices is great – but today we are talking what could be wholesale stock pricing.

I’ll let you be the judge – but this might be a better deal than the hot dog and soda combo.

Cruising the DeLorean at 88mph

Despite the contention of noted 20th century philosopher James Todd Smith, we are looking at a comeback today.

Today’s stock takes me back…

You’re spending the night at your best friend’s house on a Friday night.

The pizza rolls are fresh out of the oven.

You have two movies from Blockbuster, the new Mortal Kombat on Sega – and you are absolutely melting into a beanbag chair.

Looking at a comeback

Despite the contention of noted 20th century philosopher James Todd Smith, we are looking at a comeback today.

Powell giveth, Yellen taketh

All hell has broken loose over the past two days.

Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen and Fed Chair Jerome Powell flipping their own scripts and giving us contradictory messaging.

This has me feeling nostalgic…

“If a stock could be described as “The Norman Rockwell painting” of the market – it’s this one.”

“*record scratch*”

“Just kidding.”

Cue the violins

The financial sector’s violins appear to be playing beautifully…on the deck of the Titanic.

Everywhere you look, you can find someone who is telling you how “strong” our economy is.

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