META surges as GOP blinks

Well, Mr. X predicted it.

He said Meta Platforms picking a fight with the GOP would not cost Mark Zuckerberg.

“And sure enough, the Republicans backed down.”

The Fed lays down the LAW

“Is there a difference between a recession and a ‘noticeable slowdown?'”

“We are about to find out.”

TikTok starts a streaming WAR

“War, war never changes.”

“And streaming music is now the battleground.”

“(All right, it changes a little bit.)”

FTX’s APOCOLYPSE island

We all know about the fall of FTX, the cryptocurrency exchange that once looked like the next big thing.

I can’t help but wonder if the people on the inside knew the fall was coming.

Musk’s AI Master Plan

“A great deal isn’t understood about AI.”

“And perhaps even less is understood about Elon Musk.”

“Let’s break it down.”

Bread Riots: World Food Crisis Looms

“Even as this is written, Odesa is being slammed by the third straight day of attacks…”

“(And it remains Odesa – one s – as long as Ukraine holds it).”

“That could send food prices SKYROCKETING.”

OH NO: Cramer says no recession

“I was beginning to dismiss the danger of a recession…”

“But then Jim Cramer said that we shouldn’t worry about it, so we are probably SCREWED.”